I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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