Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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