I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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