Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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