he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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