What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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