i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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