i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize