Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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