Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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