I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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