NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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