small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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