S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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