Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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