Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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