DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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