508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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