have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
The Olympian is in my bed
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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