i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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