Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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