You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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