well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
