what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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