i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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