I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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