Sry I called you an 8
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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