theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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