so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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