There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
You need a sexual gate keeper
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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