question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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