why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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