Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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