Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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