Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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