ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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