school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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