Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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