No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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