You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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