we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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