apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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