yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I would fuck him just for his dog
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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