I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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