I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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