shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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