Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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