So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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