I hate all girls vehemently.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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