apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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