I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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