she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
