why didn't you poke me back
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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