bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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